Queers Find Gay Marriage Loophole to Forward Homosexual Agenda
June 3, 2009 at 4:19 am
by: The Smoking Argus
In their never ending attempt to obtain a government love license, the homosexual movement has apparently found a loophole. The government must immediately seek to close this glaring omission of the law and stop the notion that love can be obtained without government’s consent. In a post 9/11 world, love must be reserved for those who are capable of providing the government with subsequent generations of offspring in order to ensure the proper repayment of debt. If we allow just anyone to love, then how will the bankers government continue to keep us safe, strong and free from the evil spooky gays terrorists.
(much [unlicensed] love to Young Americans for Liberty for posting this video.)
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Source(s): The Onion News Network
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
The tattooing of people who have this surgery sounds like the way they tattooed the Jews in the concentration camps in Nazi Germany! As for suspending a medical practitioner’s license for advertising in gay publications…Well, this could definitely have unintended consequences!
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June 5th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Oddly enough, in Iran, a nation “without homosexuals” according to its president, this loophole is actually a part of the law–in fact, the Iranian government funds sex-change operations to ensure 100% compulsory heterosexuality. The process is meant only to help transsexuals and to exclude gays, of course, but apparently large numbers of male homosexuals in Iran prefer surgery to stoning. The “Real Penis + Real Vagina” crowd looks ready to cast stones here in the USA–and don’t mind invading their neighbors’ privates/privacy to find the incriminating evidence.
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