Ann Coulter: Conservative Women Have Better Orgasms

(Original Content) - Editor’s Note: Possibly NSFW -

For over a Decade now, the leggy blond skeletal framed female pundit and author known as Ann Coulter, has spewed her political inanities and absurdities. In the process, she penned several best selling books serving to incite her fellow conservative minions. Her vitriolic pen and incorrect or sometimes wholly absent fact checking/sourcing has gone relatively unchallenged by mainstream American culture.

For some time now, she has been expounding on the sexuality of her liberal targets, accusing John Edwards of being gay¹, insisting MSNBC host Chris Matthews has a “man crush” on Barack Obama², and questioning Al Gore’s masculinity³, just to name a few. Recently, during an interview with Joy Behar on CNN, who was sitting in for Larry King, she went so far as to opine that conservative women experience greater, more powerful orgasms than her liberal counterparts.⁴

I thought, “That’s it, I have heard enough!” How in the hell would she know enough about the dynamics of human sexuality to make such an outrageous statement? On what research model did she base this utterly preposterous assumption and point of view? It could not possibly be based on her life experience, unless, of course, she has engaged in sufficient enough sexual activity with liberal and conservative women, or at least observed same, conventional logic dictates.

She claims to have attended dozens of Grateful Dead concerts all over the country.⁵ Anyone who has ever attended even one such performance, is instantly reminded that they are witnessing a miniature Woodstock: Masses of scantily clad and unclad youth reveling in a dope induced euphoria where casual sex is as easily obtained as a joint or other hallucinogen. My imagination does not permit me to see Miss Coulter lying on a blanket on the ground, or in a Volkswagen minibus, groveled and defiled by some long hair tattooed devotee of Jerry Garcia. Any person who has ever had sex with Ann Coulter has most certainly never bragged about it publicly, let alone even acknowledged such behavior.

The disposition she manifests in her public persona is repellant to any such notion of coitus. When I hear her drone on in her condescending nasal utterances, as she bullies her way through interviews, she reminds me of a modern day Circe (The vixen who turned Odysseus’ men into pigs), except she turns her male followers into sheep. She exudes what most right wing media stars do to attract their ovine like audiences, while they bleat their pronouncements about the evils of liberals they liken them to a horde of locusts descending on the country’s body politic.

When many of my friends returned from Vietnam in the 60 and 70, they told me about some of the unpublished horrors they experienced and heard while in uniform of our armed services. Two stories which come to mind when I think about Ann Coulter. One, was a rumor that any G.I. should be wary of having unprotected sex with local Vietnamese women because they had a V.D. that, “Scared the shit out of penicillin!” and two, If you opted to use penile protection, some Vietnamese prostitutes put razor blades in their vagina that would slice a penis to ribbons!

Thus, I have no idea who or with whom Ann Coulter has had sex with…Sheep perhaps, that I would buy.

Source(s): ¹Denver Post “Coulter’s Gay Slur Draws Fire” • ²AOL News Political Machine “Chris Matthews’ Mancrush Obama” • ³Media Matters “The Coulter-Matthews-Dowd continuum” • ⁴Salon “Joy Behar vs. Ann Coulter: The smackdown” • ⁵Newsweek “The Secret War”